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 <description>A tweet tweet joke to loosen up the crowd

Tweeter: &quot;Tweet tweet&quot;
Twatter: &quot;Who&#039;s there?&quot;
Tweeter: &quot;Tweet&quot;
Twatter: &quot;Tweet who?&quot;
Tweeter: &quot;I am tweeting from Twitter&quot;
Twatter:  &quot;You are such a f&#039;ing loser, please die now&quot;

I don&#039;t get the joke either, but that isn&#039;t the point.  The point is the emergence of a new social networking site that is going to give Twitter a run for its money**

Enter Twatter.com...  

Twatter is twitter on the toilet.  If Twitter dropped it&#039;s pants and took a giant crap, that would be Twatter.  Wired had a great posting on Twatter and I encourage you read it for yourself.  Here is a small exert from the post.
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 <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:18:18 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>This website is worth zero dollars</title>
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 <description>So I was looking around the web tubes and came across a little magical tool.  I have seen this tool on other web sites and figured it would be fun to try it out.  The tool allows you to enter the name of your website, and generate a widget that determines the worth of you website.  The website I found this on had done this and their website was worth was like $7,000.  By the way their site sucked so bad.  This website sucks, but come on.  Horrible website.  Anyway, I decided to give it a shot.  I followed the link on the widget to the page where I generate the code to put onto mine.  I typed in my website name and clicked the generate button.  Here is what this website is worth
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 <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:06:07 -0500</pubDate>
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