Gary the monkey

6 Things I have in common with Ann Coulter

We both have an Adams apple.
We both have penises.
We both shamelessly self promote.
We both have really big penises.
We both could kick the Hannity out of Alan Colmes if need be.
We both bought the same book last week. "how to shrink your giant penis" by Will Hung.

Is it just me or does she kind of sound like Krang from the Ninja Turtles?

Here is a picture I drew under hypnosis of you. What does it mean?

Remember when Sean Combs, aka P Doody, Diddy, Mack Daddy was dating Jennifer Lopez, aka J Lo, aka big ass? I sure do. Now she is married to Mark Anthony. Sorry, Marc Anthony with a 'C'. The 'C' in his name is for unt.

Jlo-got-a-booty-on-her

Every Tuesday, my pre wife (fiance) and I go to my parents house for dinner and a night of watching mindless reality TV shows. Currently we watch America's got talent. Basically a show where people who don't really have any talent, aka David Hasselhoff, critique contestants on their talents. The final say however is in "America's Hands". This posting isn't about "America's Got Talent". It's about David Hasselhoff! It's about how David Hasselhoff is an annoying evil robot. Lets go over some math equations to prove my point.