Gary the monkey

I love Thanksgiving food so much. The family part is cool I guess, but the food is what I look forward to. I was hoping to start a new nationwide tradition. Another Thanksgiving, 6 months after the original Thanksgiving. It will be in May with all the same food we have come to love. The only difference between the two Thanksgivings will be the weather. Oh, and no football on TV.

I love you! I love you so much! I only wanted to eat 2 of you today. Then I set my limit at 4. That quickly doubled to 8, and the next thing you know you were gone! Gone! I will never see you again. Well, that's not true, I will see you next week when I get back from the grocery store. But until then...

What do they put into you to make you taste so freaking good? Is It some new synthetic additive that causes lab rats to eat you over drinking water? I can't get you out of my head. I never liked regular chocolate chip cookies as much as I like your chewy goodness. Well, until next week. Keep up the cheweriffic work.

Love Gary The Monkey