Gary the monkey

Here is a picture I drew under hypnosis of you. What does it mean?

Dear Dr. Phil

I really need to get onto your show. My problems are severe and I am in desperate need of help. My issues are bottled deep down inside of my soul, and are starting to bubble up. They need to be addressed sooner than later. Please find it in your heart to have me on your crappy show. If you have me on I promise not to yell at you for being a pooh face. I know you can't help it. You yourself have issues. Major issues, like being fat and trying to sell weight loss products. Hypocritical isn't it? Or being an attention whore who fakes loving his wife to seem genuine and worthy. I know that after every show the last thing you want to do is touch your wife. You are a sad pitiful man; Dr Phil. With a giant bald head. And a little mustache.

As Heidi Klum would say...

Al Vida Zein,
Dr. Gary