Gary the monkey

A tweet tweet joke to loosen up the crowd

Tweeter: "Tweet tweet"
Twatter: "Who's there?"
Tweeter: "Tweet"
Twatter: "Tweet who?"
Tweeter: "I am tweeting from Twitter"
Twatter: "You are such a f'ing loser, please die now"

I don't get the joke either, but that isn't the point. The point is the emergence of a new social networking site that is going to give Twitter a run for its money**

Enter Twatter.com...

Twatter is twitter on the toilet. If Twitter dropped it's pants and took a giant crap, that would be Twatter. Wired had a great posting on Twatter and I encourage you read it for yourself. Here is a small exert from the post.

"Twatter is exactly like Twitter in every way but one. Twatter only allows users to post status updates about their current bowel movements. Users are only allowed to Twatter when physically sitting on a toilet, taking a dump. Twatter.com has located every toilet in the world, and over layed their GPS coordinates into the Twatter map network. I guess Twatter would not be able to tell if you were really pooping, but what fun what that be?"

I was lucky enough to beta the first Twatter release a couple of months ago. You don't know how hard it was to keep my testing top secret and not shit it all over the place. I kept my undies on soo tight the last couple months. Twitter users will will find the interface intuitive, only varying from Twitter in color. Twatter is brown of course, with pieces of corn everywhere. Please do yourself a favor and sign up for Twatter. You and your asshole will not be disappoint. Until next time....

Crap you later!
Gary The Monkey

** For you that care, Twitter has no business model in place yet. How is it going to make money once the millions of investment dollars disappear? They are going to have to sell advertising somehow. Or maybe they will start charging for SMS messages. As you might have guessed, there is no Twatter. All joking aside, Twitter was a cool idea and I hope they can make it profitable.