Gary the monkey

Every Tuesday, my pre wife (fiance) and I go to my parents house for dinner and a night of watching mindless reality TV shows. Currently we watch America's got talent. Basically a show where people who don't really have any talent, aka David Hasselhoff, critique contestants on their talents. The final say however is in "America's Hands". This posting isn't about "America's Got Talent". It's about David Hasselhoff! It's about how David Hasselhoff is an annoying evil robot. Lets go over some math equations to prove my point.

barf!!

K.I.T.T in Night Rider = rad

David Hasselhoff in Night Rider = pretty cool

Pamela Anderson in Bay Watch = silicone

David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch = hairy

David Hasselhoff singing = terrible

David Hasselhoff singing = I'd rather stab my eye repeatedly with a rusty screwdriver than listen

German music taste = pathetic

David Hasselhoff = evil robot

I was hoping the Robot won the following sword fight...

He is so creepy!