Gary the monkey

It happens to the best of us... It happens in line at the store. It happens while driving. It happens while on the train during your hour long commute to the city. It happens without warning. What do you do? You ditch your underwear you freak. You just crapped your pants. I want to hear your pant crapping events in detail. Post them as comments to this posting. Thanks! Here is one of the two pant crapping events that have taken place in my life.

I was in late fall. My buddy and I decided to go see a movie. Before hitting the movie theater we picked up some food at Wendy's. This is when the problems started. We got to the movies and were waiting in line to get tickets. There were tons of people there. It hit me like a ton of bricks. "Dude, I think I just crapped my pants, here is some money, can you get me a ticket". I ran to the bathroom to assess the damage. They couldn't be saved. I had to ditch my boxers and covertly clean up in the bathroom. This story had a happy ending. I got to watch the movie without the constraint of my underwear. Viva La Boxers!

Regards,
Gary "Poopie Pants" Monkey