Gary the monkey

Remember when Sean Combs, aka P Doody, Diddy, Mack Daddy was dating Jennifer Lopez, aka J Lo, aka big ass? I sure do. Now she is married to Mark Anthony. Sorry, Marc Anthony with a 'C'. The 'C' in his name is for unt.

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When Sean and Jennifer broke up (due to him being a douche bag) I sat him down for a heart to heart. He shared with me how he really wasn't into her for her personality but rather for her boot-E. He expressed his fascination with her romp. He said he was pulled into it like a moth to a light. The mega curves hypnotized him and controlled his every move. He told me how that delicious ass told him to bring that gun into that night club. How during Tae Bo training, that ass would shake like a bowl of jello during an earthquake. Poor poor Diddy. Everything will be alright. If you are reading this, give me a call. I haven't talked to you in awhile. Lets go out to the club, and pop a bottle of Crystal.

Keep it real!
Gary Da Monkey