Gary the monkey

Let me start by saying how much I hate the show "NEXT" on MTV. For those of you unaware of what NEXT is, here is how MTV describes their crappy show.

"Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? Well, NEXT is the MTV show that lets you do just that. We'll set you up on 5 dates. The minute you get annoyed, angry or just plain bored, simply kick 'em to the curb by saying "NEXT", and start over with someone new. Don't feel too bad for the ones you give the boot. They'll get cash for every minute they last and the one who makes it to the end gets a chance to turn the tables. They can choose to go on a second date with you or take the money and run. So be careful what you do, because sooner or later you could be the one hearing the word NEXT. "

Gary the monkey was born on November 13th. Gary is a scorpio who loves watching Bay Watch DVD's. He wonders why Judge Judy and all the other tv judges are so mean. Being a monkey is hard, and Gary enjoys vacations and bananna milk. Gary is a horrible speller and apologizes in advance for any mispelled words. I have a feeling you and Gary are going to become very close friends in the future.

Enjoy your stay in monkey land.

PS. Don't eat the banannas.