Gary the monkey

Disappointment is a way of life. So get over it. That is all I have to say about that. Keep knocking on those proverbial doors. Eventually somebody will open one and offer you cookies. Don't eat them though, they are most likely poisoned. Rather, politely take the cookies and have them tested in a lab.

Here is a picture I drew under hypnosis of you. What does it mean?

Remember when Sean Combs, aka P Doody, Diddy, Mack Daddy was dating Jennifer Lopez, aka J Lo, aka big ass? I sure do. Now she is married to Mark Anthony. Sorry, Marc Anthony with a 'C'. The 'C' in his name is for unt.

Jlo-got-a-booty-on-her

A tweet tweet joke to loosen up the crowd

Tweeter: "Tweet tweet"
Twatter: "Who's there?"
Tweeter: "Tweet"
Twatter: "Tweet who?"
Tweeter: "I am tweeting from Twitter"
Twatter: "You are such a f'ing loser, please die now"

I don't get the joke either, but that isn't the point. The point is the emergence of a new social networking site that is going to give Twitter a run for its money**

Enter Twatter.com...

Twatter is twitter on the toilet. If Twitter dropped it's pants and took a giant crap, that would be Twatter. Wired had a great posting on Twatter and I encourage you read it for yourself. Here is a small exert from the post.

Everybody is popping out babies. Baby after baby after baby. It's like they don't know the end of the world is coming. Great Depression 2 is on it's way, and people are still reproducing like nothing is wrong. The polar ice caps are melting and nobody is wearing rubbers. The worst part about all this baby production is the names parents are picking. We are in desperate need of a baby name renaissance! We need to start inventing new names or going back to some classics that have been lost over time. If you are expecting a baby, or want to rename your baby, please don't use one of these. These are mine, find your own.

Guy Names

1. Wigglebock
2. Ulysses
3. Stankers
4. Orval
5. LaTango

Girl Names
1. Gertrude
2. Wilhelmina
3. Soda
4. Mimi
5. Madonna II

So I was looking around the web tubes and came across a little magical tool. I have seen this tool on other web sites and figured it would be fun to try it out. The tool allows you to enter the name of your website, and generate a widget that determines the worth of you website. The website I found this on had done this and their website was worth was like $7,000. By the way their site sucked so bad. This website sucks, but come on. Horrible website. Anyway, I decided to give it a shot. I followed the link on the widget to the page where I generate the code to put onto mine. I typed in my website name and clicked the generate button. Here is what this website is worth

I am so addicted to Tv. Tv makes me forget things. Things such as, what I did
8 minutes ago. I really need to cut back on Tv and replace it with a hobby.
How about posting pointless information to this website? Pointless information
that nobody will ever read. Tomorrow I am not going to watch any Tv. I need to build
a list of things that I can do instead of watching TV. poooof!

Here is the list.

1. Prank call banks and ask for some bailout money for my floundering
fish taxidermy business.
2. Take more pictures of stupid crap and post on Flikr.
3. Dust of the ol' bicycle, build a ramp, and jump the shit out of it.
4. Program something in logo like I used to in elementary school.
5. Play my pre-wife in chess, and make up new ways to move the pieces.

I love you! I love you so much! I only wanted to eat 2 of you today. Then I set my limit at 4. That quickly doubled to 8, and the next thing you know you were gone! Gone! I will never see you again. Well, that's not true, I will see you next week when I get back from the grocery store. But until then...

What do they put into you to make you taste so freaking good? Is It some new synthetic additive that causes lab rats to eat you over drinking water? I can't get you out of my head. I never liked regular chocolate chip cookies as much as I like your chewy goodness. Well, until next week. Keep up the cheweriffic work.

Love Gary The Monkey

I started my own business last February and have learned a great deal over the last several months. I have learned many things about people, the internet, and various other life lessons I would like to share with anybody starting their own business. I have a software development company, but feel these lessons cross over into most industries.

Lesson 1: If you have a new idea, 1000 others have had the same idea. Just because somebody else have thought of the same idea, doesn't mean you can't compete with them. Finding companies that have been successful implementing your idea is a good sign.